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  1. SHEKSPIR mige : " vaghti 1 sib gaz mizaniyo 1 kerme doroste mibini narahat nasho ... oon moghei narahat sho ke 1 sibo gaz bezanio 1 kerme nesfe bebini .
  2. Basijie raeese fedrasione shatranj mishe shaho bar midare be jash valie faghih mizare .
  3. be siyavash ghomeyshi migan soobhoone chi mikhory mige:.....asal ba noon.... asal bi noon.... asal keyk.
  4. Dokhtari az pesari porsid ke aya uno ghashang midune? pesar javab dad: na. porsid aya delesh mikhad ta abad ba un bemune? goft:na. sepas porsid:age tarkesh kone, gerye mikone? va baare dige tekrar kard: na. dokhtar kheyli narahat shod,vaghti dokhtar khast dige bere dar hali ke ashk dasht az chehrash jari mishod,pesar bazuhasho gereft va goft:to ghashang nisti,balke zibayi,man nemikham ta abad ba to basham,man NIAZ daram ke ta abad ba to basham,va age to beri man gerye nemikonam...man MIMIRAM... !!!
  5. Ajab Charkheye Jalebi>> Zan Az Soosk Mitarse Soosk Az Moosh Mitarse Mosh Az Gorbe Mitarse Gorbe Az Sag Mitarse Sag Az Mard Mitarse Mardam Az Zan Mitarse.
  6. zamani ke az madar motevalled shodam sedayi dar goosham tanin andakht va goft ta akhare omr ba to hastam ,az oo porsidam kisti javab dad gham hastam va an lahze fekr kardam ke gham aroosakist ke man ba an sargarm mishavam vali aknoon fahmidam ke man aroosaki hastam bazicheye GHAM am.
  7. nago bare geran bodimo raftim...nago namehraban bodimo raftim..nago inha dalile mohkami nist......bego ba digaran bodimo raftim
  8. ye torke ba asabaniyat mire khone be zanesh mige tamame pardehaye khonaro bekan.zanesh hame parde haro mikane bad rashtiye mige hala do kalam piparde ba ham harf mizanim
  9. ye torke saresho bedone inke saresho ab bezane shampoo mizane;azash miporsan chera bedone ab sareto shampoo mizani mige rosh neveshte baraye mohaye khoshk.
  10. ye rooz be torke migan ye kalame begoo ke tosh ab bashe mige''lole.
  11. torke porteghal khoni mikhore hiv migire.
  12. be torke migan chera tork shodi mige;ilada javon bodim emkanat kam bood pish omade dige .migan chera lor nashodi mige na baba anghadar ham emkanat kam nabood.
  13. be torke migan chetori tork shodi?torke mige va... ma az aval tork nabodim;to bimarestan avazemon kardan.
  14. torke doping mikone ;baraye inke lo nare akhar mishe.
  15. aghar khak konad mara ham aghosh ,,,,,,harghez nakonam to ra faramosh,,,,,,,,aghar rozi bery yary beghiry,,,,,,,elahi tab koni fardash bemiry,,,,,,salami mikonam bar to ye nashi ,,,,,,khary ghom karde am shayad to bashi,,,,
  16. shekoondane ye del faghat ye lahze vaght mikhay .. ama vase inke az delesh dar biari shayad hichvaght forsat nadashte bashii ... Mishe Mesle Ye Ghatre Ashk Baziharo AZ Cheshmet Bendazi , Vali Hichvaght Nemitooni Joloye Ashkio Begiri Ke Ba Raftane Baziha Az Cheshmat Jari Mishe.
  17. torke babasho mikoshe save nemikone miyad khone mibine zendas.
  18. Man az khoda yek gol khastam .... man az khoda yek gol khastam oon beh man ye bagh dad . man az khoda ye derakht khastam oon beh man ye jangal dad . man az khoda ye doost khastam oon beh man toro dad.
  19. ghese az koja shoro shod * az chato maile shabone * az pm dadan to roomo * ye salame asheghone ** on shodam be mehraboni * ke begam ba to michatam * ta begam bemoni on line * az ferend liste ghashangam ** baz off haye asheghoneh * email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** baz off haye asheghoneh * email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** eshghe to baraye ghalbam * avalino akharine * toei tanha hamzabonam * ke hamishe nazanine * age on line * age off line * to bemon ke nazanini *ey setareye ghashangam.
  20. baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab.
  21. hamishe yadet bashe chizi ke emrooz dari shayad arezooye diroozet boode va bozorgtarin arezooye fardat beshe pas hamishe say kon ghadre chizi ke emrooz dari ro khoob bedooni!!!
  22. hichvaght gerye nakon chon hichkas LIYAGHATE ashkaye toro nadare va on kasi ham ke liyaghatesho dashte bashe TAGHAT ashkato nadare...
  23. ye torke babash atish migire javgir mishe az roosh mipare.
  24. Wiliam shekspier:hamishe ghamgintarin ranjavartarin lahazate zendegiye adam tavasote hamoon kasi sakhte mishe ke shirintarin va be yad mandanitarin lahzehato baraye adam sakhte.
  25. ye torke babasho mikhoshe mire marhale bad.
  26. kashki ke manitoret bodam hamishe rokh be rokhet bodam, kashki ke keyboardet bodam hamishe zire angoshtat bodam,kashki ke headsetet bodam hamishe dare goshet bodam, kashki ke voicet bodam hamishe roye labet bodam,kashki ke mouset bodam hamishe toye moshtet bodam,kashki ke passwordet bodam hamishe toye fekret bodam, Kashki computeret bodam hamishe ashegham bodi.
  27. heytan ghorse ex mikhore mardoomo be rahe rast hedayat mikone.
  28. joloye man rah naro man momken ast donbalat nayayam.poshte saram harekat nakon,momken ast to ra rahnamayi nakonam,faghat kenaram rah boro va ta abad doostam bash.
  29. yeki to rast migi ,yeki pinokio\yeki to mehrabooni,yeki kherse mehraboon\yeki to ghashang rah miri ,yeki tensi taxi do\yeki mohaye to ghashange,yeki mohaye ansherli\yeki khoneye shoma ghashange,yeki khoneye madar bozorg\yeki to sefidi,yeki sefid barfi\yeki goshaye to ghashange,yeki goshaye zizi golo\yeki to khoshgeli,yeki palang sorati\yeki to zebeli ,yeki malavane zebel\yeki ma dota ba ham khobim,yeki tom o Jerry \ Yeki To oskol Shodi Yekiam Nafare Badi Ke Mikhad ino bekhoone.
  30. ye torke be ye timsaar mirese , mige agha shoma sarbaazi ? timsare ke mibine taraf torke mige are . torke mige pas ghalat mikhori lebase timsara ro tanet mikoni
nima jalalizadeh
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 1-Boosaye Baad
 2-Garye Kon
 3-Panjereh
 4-Tassavore Kon
 5-Mahboobaye Shab
 6-Hanooz
 7-Yaade Man Baash
 8-Boosaye Baad (Club Mix)
Rozaye Bikhatereh
My dear friends, please do not download any music and ask your freinds not to download too and protect Persian music.

Thanks, Siavash & nima

coming soon........................................................................................................